"Mama's Boys" Update:

I may be the only person in America watching this show. Even TelevisionWithoutPity only reviewed the pilot episode. You know a show is bad when even TwoP snubs it!

Anyway, on last night's episode, the firefighter dude kept the silicone-enhanced blonde bimbo on the show despite his mother's strong wishes to give her the boot. It didn't bother him that the blonde bimbo had gone into debt by $162,000 in order to get two boob procedures, botox, lip collagen, hair extensions and trips to Neiman Marcus-- all of which she said were for "maintenance," at age 25. Methinks that the Firefighter Dude is making all his relationship decisions from his lower region and not from his brain. I fully support him!

The bigoted, anti-semitic, racist, insane Mom's son, Jo Jo made a different choice however: he ended up rejecting the girl who had posed for Playboy and wherever else all over the Internets. He wants a wholesome RE:Ality TV girl who is only showing off her boobies on a TV show.

The Jewish Mom's son continues to be chased by the African-American beauties on the show, which I find interesting... but Jewish Mom is trying to push this NICE JEWISH GIRL on him. Unfortunately he doesn't seem interested-- perhaps because NICE JEWISH GIRL doesn't have large silicone-enhanced boobs? Even her skill at making matzoh-ball soup didn't appear to sway him. Go figure!

Oh, and there was a big wooden crate with files in it about all the girls' secrets. Each mom got to look at one girl's file. That's how all the stuff about debt and hair extensions and posing for Playboy came out. Since the casting directors seem to have done a majority of their casting from Playboy, Penthouse and InternetFloozies.com, many of the files were quite thick.

Next week: Mrs. B. goes ballistic when Jo Jo gets jiggy with a black girl in the hot tub... and Miss Penthouse 2008 continues to try and keep her secret from Firefighter Dude's mom...